Showing posts with label Sexy Story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sexy Story. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Many Common Ways Girls Try to Look Hotter on Facebook Part 2
These are almost as bad as the girl who posts a head shot as a photo. Seriously, just look at the camera already and stop pouting. This girl is quick to untag herself from any and every album. No matter how loaded this girl gets, there's not a snowball's chance in hell she'll smile.
This is without a doubt the most narcissistic type of Facebook photo. More often than not, the type of women who pose in the mirror aren't even attractive. It's a surefire sign of an attention whore who is usually so desperate for online gratication that she's willing to turn the camera on herself in a bathroom mirror before blasting it out to the Internet. Unless it's a photo of your buddy blacked out and hurling cheap vodka and Domino's pizza at 3 in the morning, there's nothing more disgusting than a Facebook photo taken in the same room dedicated to taking a shit.
Beware of the girl who has an enormous, over-sized purse over her abdominal region in every Facebook photo. The dining hall and all those empty beer calories were not kind to her freshman year. There's an 85% chance she's concealing a Roseanne-esque sumo stomach behind that expensive Italian Christmas present from Daddy. Or else she's pregnant.
Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. The ass-toward-the-camera, face-over-the-shoulder pose is a perennial favorite in BroBible's office. There's nothing like a great ass to take attention away from a girl's other features. Unlike the example above, very few women have the hot, USDA-certifed rump roast to justify a decent ass shot.
Many Common Ways Girls Try to Look Hotter on Facebook Part 1
"The Social Network" at the box office this past weekend has many mid-20-somethings nostalgically reminiscing back to the days of "The Facebook" (circa 2004), long before the advent of so-called "privacy settings." It was a carefree time when users needed a .edu e-mail address from a select network of schools and coeds openly posted party pics without any sort of inclination that their drunken, underage photos would seen by a prospective employer or, worse, a curious aunt or parent. Six years, hundreds of millions of users, and billions of theoretical dollars later, Mark Zuckerberg's online Frankenstein continues to be the most culturally relevant social network on the Internet..
It also continues to be the ultimate online depository for women to upload photos of themselves. In turn, every warm-blooded man with a pulse and an Internet connection has squandered countless hours gawking at pictures of hot female friends — and friends of friends — on Facebook. After hours of our own thorough analysis, we've compiled the 15 most common photo tricks girls use to heighten their sex appeal and inflate their hottness in their Facebook photos. Check them out after the jump.
Facebook must have entire servers dedicated to storing photos that are a mirror image of the example above. When a group of girls huddle up to take a photo, the posture is almost universally the same: shoulders back, one knee slightly bent, and a foot forward at an angle. Points on the hotness scale skyrocket for showing some skin.

The so-called "Strong-Arm Trick" is pretty much a bastard cousin of the knee-out trick, as demonstrated above in the lake vacation photos of Oregon's Cheerleading squad. It's traditionally an optical illusion for tough girls (think rowers and field hockey players) to lose camera pounds in their arms. The basic protocol is a three-step process. First, the girl angles her body toward the camera. Second, she places her hands on her hip. Third, she pushes her funny bone back toward their shoulder so either (a) the muscle doesn't bulge out or (b) flab on the front and back of her arm doesn't jiggle when the photographer snaps the picture.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Eva Mendes With Out Clothes
Maxim put Eva at 2010 Hot 100 issue and she is also employed at Revlon as their international spokeswoman where other actresses and models such as Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry and Julianne Moore appear in TV and print advertisements. Eva also raises funds for breast cancer research for Revlon.
Eva was born in Miami, Florida, and was raised in Los Angeles where she caught the eye of an agent who convinced Eva to pursue acting more steadily. Eva once aspired to be a nun and speaks Spanish fluently.
Eva Mendes is best remembered for her performance in mainstream Hollywood releases such as 2 Fast 2 Furious, Hitch, We Own the Night and The Spirit after working in commercials and music videos including the Will Smith’s video Miami and Pet Shop Boys’ music video Se a video.
Eva Mendes has also shed clothes for PETA in 2007 who used the pics for their anti-fur campaign with a tagline “Fur? I’d rather go clothless.” and also for May 2008 issue of Vogue Italy. Eva was voted #4 in Top 99 Most Desirable Women of the 2008 edition of AskMen.
Eva was born in Miami, Florida, and was raised in Los Angeles where she caught the eye of an agent who convinced Eva to pursue acting more steadily. Eva once aspired to be a nun and speaks Spanish fluently.
Eva Mendes is best remembered for her performance in mainstream Hollywood releases such as 2 Fast 2 Furious, Hitch, We Own the Night and The Spirit after working in commercials and music videos including the Will Smith’s video Miami and Pet Shop Boys’ music video Se a video.
Eva Mendes has also shed clothes for PETA in 2007 who used the pics for their anti-fur campaign with a tagline “Fur? I’d rather go clothless.” and also for May 2008 issue of Vogue Italy. Eva was voted #4 in Top 99 Most Desirable Women of the 2008 edition of AskMen.
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