These are almost as bad as the girl who posts a head shot as a photo. Seriously, just look at the camera already and stop pouting. This girl is quick to untag herself from any and every album. No matter how loaded this girl gets, there's not a snowball's chance in hell she'll smile.
This is without a doubt the most narcissistic type of Facebook photo. More often than not, the type of women who pose in the mirror aren't even attractive. It's a surefire sign of an attention whore who is usually so desperate for online gratication that she's willing to turn the camera on herself in a bathroom mirror before blasting it out to the Internet. Unless it's a photo of your buddy blacked out and hurling cheap vodka and Domino's pizza at 3 in the morning, there's nothing more disgusting than a Facebook photo taken in the same room dedicated to taking a shit.
Beware of the girl who has an enormous, over-sized purse over her abdominal region in every Facebook photo. The dining hall and all those empty beer calories were not kind to her freshman year. There's an 85% chance she's concealing a Roseanne-esque sumo stomach behind that expensive Italian Christmas present from Daddy. Or else she's pregnant.
Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. The ass-toward-the-camera, face-over-the-shoulder pose is a perennial favorite in BroBible's office. There's nothing like a great ass to take attention away from a girl's other features. Unlike the example above, very few women have the hot, USDA-certifed rump roast to justify a decent ass shot.
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